Look at any fan AU, and Lotara is basically the same as in. Submissive Bishounen Skitarii are logical. ”. 12. Astartes VS Leagues of Votann. I feel like some poor artist got a gig on fiverr to draw a space marine with eldar women on his lap and the artist just googled space marine and found a picture of raynor for reference. 4K. Like, you don't even need to do much with them. Due to the above reasons, moving forward all female space marine posts (Specifically posts that reference female space marine, this does not include Femboy posts, transfem meme etc) will be considered as Malicious trolling and removed as part of rule 7. Join. Grey knights on top of that have even fewer numbers, better gear using even more rare resources like psyk out grenades, and are exceptionally rare at 1000 or less total. Young lives, fucked up bodies, fucked up breathing and an insatiable purpose to die for their emperor. presence has improved you a little. He's the secret character you gotta unlock. No one. Add a Comment. agree, we need to say gex to save r/Grimdank ! Funnily enough that's what. Let him make that awkward call to Yvrainne while his mother-in-law snoozes. At the eternity gate, Sangiunius beats a Titan, a Daemin Prince and and then Angron in successon. " Sure enough, she jumped down the shaft and the cultist turned into flying mince. Link to video as well as transcript. 10th Ed. When an old 40k Vet returns to the game after 20 years and someone hands him a Tau Cyclic Ion Blaster. I mean, I left r/40klore due to power tripping asshole mods, and ditched r/Formula1 when one of them got me warned for "hate speech" because I said Imperial Japan was racist. 8K votes, 240 comments. The end and the death volume 2 & 3. Me want new squat train. A parasite, an alien trying to control everything and the only. ago. 1. Which would be fine, if Cthonia and its residents weren't canonically fairly significant in the 40k universe at one point. 377K subscribers in the Grimdank community. He’s a swell guy. Literally the most famous imperial guard soldiers are kinda like pugs. It’s like the price of a slightly indulgent takeaway for a year’s sub. 9K votes, 132 comments. 366K subscribers in the Grimdank community. 5K votes, 60 comments. 686 upvotes · 16. One makes people follow you, the other makes your into a warp entity. I can’t say the same. Emperor_Titan_Nokia • 2 days ago. Original meme found on r/grimdank. 377K Members. Your central hub for the dankest memes from the 41st millennium and the Mortal Realms Members Online. But there's also St Josmane's Hope, in the 13th Dark Crusade, there's Colchis, Cthonia, Khur, Malodrax and a bunch of others during the Great Scouring, there's Piety, Thrax, destroyed by the Grey Knights due to demon infestation, Novgorod, due to the Plague of Unbelief, Tybalt, destroyed during the. The end and the death volume 2 & 3. It shall be a jewel and a fortress. r/Grimdank. ago. Yeah, good fucking luck knocking organizations older than our calendar. 10th Ed. Also they're space elves = they already have low reproduction rates. 3. He’s an inspiration to every man. 7K votes, 33 comments. Rule book leaked. Follow @grimdank_bot. I thought the femboy 1kSons was funny at first. A Darkstar Warhead is a specialized missile weapon employed by the Tau Empire. Chaos Undivided:4880804. A massive hog you can ride with your 2 best pals has been mankind's greatest desire since the first pig was discovered. OP posts image of Giorgia Meloni, a person believed to be the next Prime Minister of Italy to r/Grimdank, a shitposting sub for Warhammer 40,000. Costs . "Man literally too angry to die. BigBrownDog12 • 9 mo. Feast-God • 2 mo. Dartj_Kafir • Rockin MK VI Beaks & Clappin Cheeks • 7 mo. 750 votes, 23 comments. Not_Another_Usernam • 1 yr. Elon is actually a Daemonprince of Khorne. Your central hub for the dankest memes from the 41st millennium and the Mortal Realms. Lol. When an old 40k Vet returns to the game after 20 years and someone hands him a Tau Cyclic Ion Blaster. 2K votes, 11 comments. 26. well more accuratly, if you zoom really far into the middle youll see every non chaos faction that isnt the dark eldar. It makes sense that they would have guessed that the big bad leader of a warband was named Slaanesh. ago. Modern problems require modern solutions. I would like to point out I put Sanguinius above all the others. Magos would only really throw them away in two scenarios:Renesmee is a half vampire baby who is groomed by said werewolf from birth - but hey it's alright, she also ages at record speed and is an adult in the blink of an eye so it's totally not creepy that the werewolf is dating a woman who was still a literal child a few months ago. I've come to accept that and do my best to keep the deaths as minimal as possible through heavy use of tanks, transports, artillery, and support personnel like Heavy Weapon Squads and attached Psykers and Priests. 15. But some voice lines. ago. Just so people don't have to keep asking, Stringstorm makes WH40k songs. Being a psyker would be so fucking terrible, especially after the split when everything in the warp is trying to pull a demonic gateway out of your ass. 138. "In the Era Indomitus, a report of the Divisio Mortis of the Officio Prefectus was spread through various Imperial war zones and forwarded to Terra that claimed that Sebastian Yarrick had been slain, though it offered no details on the cause of death. r/Grimdank. 68 votes, 24 comments. tragikslip • 3 yr. r/DeathBattleMatchups. 1. Everyone should be angry, ecstatic, exhausted, in pain, and thoroughly satisfied by the end. Except for the sisters of silence. 5 million per year. Say 3d printing is good on Grimdank, you’re a hero. 106. Inadvertently creating. The ones in the head might be cabels with info and stuff. “Fellow old ones, I assure you. 1. Welcome to Grimdank friend. true. 377K subscribers in the Grimdank community. SPOILER. I'd say that humour is the distinction between grimdark and grimdank. But some voice lines. It's funny how everyone just accepted baby Gron killing 40 eldar, but get pissed that a group of harlequins killed some custodes. He's beset on all sides and it probably won't work, he turned up after chaos won their biggest victory in ages and everything is on fire. Your central hub for the dankest memes from the 41st millennium and the Mortal Realms Members Online. 486. Freezie-Days • 10 mo. ago. 7. May as well use it to train after all, good cardio and pain resistance gains. Nah. 3K votes, 129 comments. wert1234576 • 24 days ago. Tears coursed down his face, dripping from his nose and chin, insufficient in their profusion to dilute the blood spilled upon the floor. 6. By the way , i love those comics . Salamander serf would curbstomp chapter master of the marines malevolent. Don’t worry, Corax and Dorn will be back in soon enough. 360K subscribers in the Grimdank community. The God was false. "I wish I was a psyker!" Funnily enough, the long distance messages are more like this instead of emails. Your central hub for the dankest memes from the 41st millennium and the Mortal…. Your central hub for the dankest memes from the 41st millennium and the Mortal… The Misanthropic Luciferian Order (MLO) was a satanic occult order founded in Sweden in 1995 and later renamed Temple of the Black Light. BlitzBurn_ • 2 yr. The kushan daemonculaba thing was I believe in volume 27, released in June 2004 and the english translation was done in 2009. -Voxael- Chill, it's just Chaos 9 mo. 7. r/Grimdank: Your central hub for the dankest memes from the 41st millennium and the Mortal Realms. choptup. 345K subscribers in the Grimdank community. The mental image of a Homunculus using his extensive knowledge of the flesh and blood, to give Imperial citizens free healthcare operations, all while trying his absolute hardest not to scream nor injure people, all with a calm look on his face. That’s a staggering achievement, one deserving recognition for echoing through eternity. Here's a sneak peek of r/Warhammer_Smut [NSFW] using the top posts of the year! Smut is dank. Crusader Kings II but in the 40k verse would be fantastic as well. 377K subscribers in the Grimdank community. [deleted] • 7 mo. Your central hub for the dankest memes from the 41st millennium and the Mortal… POV: you’ve been assigned to decipher the message that an astropath sent. 1. The insane bureaucracy of the Administratum that administers over a million human worlds and trillions of people works. A chaos faction that looks properly grim dark with robes, cowls, and swords. I would probably main the Basic Guardsman and Fire Warrior with a Pulse Rifle and a Tactical Marine. r/Grimdank • r/Grimdank • r/Grimdank •. Just whip the servitors harder. Step four. Your central hub for the dankest memes from the 41st millennium and the Mortal…A regiment of Krieg lost in the warp finally emerges out near a paradise world, and promptly crashes on it. r/Grimdank. Your fallen comrades are with the emperor now enjoying a nice upright nap in a beautiful diorama, meticulously posed and painted to a standard that we lowly “battle ready” miniatures can only dream of. 64 likes. r/Grimdank. r/Grimdank. No! Bad Skitarii-unit! Plot twist: the magos decide to keep his mouth shut or otherwise he’ll have to explain why he knows this book and it’s content. Wolf123458 • 2 yr. Jaximus55 Twins, They were. Step five. I don't take him to be the god of war, or just blood, he's the god of mindless violence, blood rage, beserkers, EXTREME violence for violences sake. Lore discussion vs. A nipple mage to be precise. Agreed, they also had surprise on their side. 361K subscribers in the Grimdank community. Only the Custodes, sisterhood and Russ himself stopped the Wolves from facing a stalemate. I. This one… well, this one just gets more of a bitter laugh every year. Your central hub for the dankest memes from the 41st millennium and the Mortal…. 377K subscribers in the Grimdank community. ago. Your central hub for the dankest memes from the 41st millennium and the Mortal Realms Members Online. TempestM •. You stan the faction that gets the overwhelming majority of model releases and attention from GW. In one of the books when he captures Yarrick and he eventually escapes by starting a slave revolt Ghaz recaptures him, gives him a slap on the back congratulating in high gothic and sending him in his way to prepare for the Third Armageddon war. r/Grimdank. The Lumeris' homeworld is mostly ocean, with some scattered atolls across the surface, and they tend to favour similar planets. Now this is a high quality meme. Your central hub for the dankest memes from the 41st millennium and the Mortal Realms. 377K subscribers in the Grimdank community. Especially since you can add chaos/ genestealer infestations, Attacks from beyond the sector, zeal level of different planets etc. They say Only in death does duty end. Warboss Commisar Sebastian Yarrick. They live their lives normally until they have a child at which point both parents are compelled to hide the mutant and find the patriarch to form the cult with other parents this happened to. The Imperium learned the hard way during old night that if you give xenos or warp-worshippers an inch they will take a mile. r/Grimdank. Get caught running one of those and it's a free trip to. r/Grimdank • r/Grimdank •. . He can kill them, flee, and strike again, and they'll always be there at his next attempt at conquest. So I just shared the completed gun image with my playgroup while we prepped for a Star Wars Saga Edition game and we couldn't find the model line that was this. " "Congratulations Commissar, you have been given the honor of distracting the swarm while your men live to fight another day in the Emperor's name. ago. In an attempt to become the Green Goblin again, Norman Osborn puts on the Carnage symbiote and then goes even more insane than before, starting to believe that he’s Cletus Kasady. Original meme found on r/grimdank. Def in better shape than your average 40k player though, lol. I can imagine Magos throwing away Servitors or other automata as they're pretty much expendable. 374K subscribers in the Grimdank community. The inquisition kills the civilians just to be sure there is no chaos corruption, the Space Wolves (think they) can sniff out chaos corruption. That's why he has peak physical fitness and hates science. ago. Originally posted on Reddit’s most prolific bastion of Warhammer memery, r/grimdank, this meme shows how times have changed. asking real question here. Yeah, also as mentioned elsewhere it's ableist. The enlightened Primarch understands but only asks one thing. 333K subscribers in the Grimdank community. 1. it's just r/grimdank being horny. Gaming. 77. No Daubeny had a redemption arc. As such, it was run by a progressively less fit band of humans, increasingly venal in nature, who turned it into their own personal piggy bank/ slave farms. As such, it was run by a progressively less fit band of humans, increasingly venal in nature, who turned it into their own personal piggy bank/ slave farms. To achieve Codex and Imperium approved Space Marines, it would require such. A Darkstar Warhead is a specialized missile weapon employed by the Tau Empire. The MLO released Liber Azerate, a modern grimoire written by the order's Magister Templi, Frater Nemidial, in 2002. Daubeny! Show yourself! " Lieutenant Titus, I. eklatea • 1 yr. Nobody realises I'm actually awful. This is my new head cannon. You have the thickest plot armour in the entire game. The term is inspired by the tagline of the. The Light of Stars! The Eradicator! That's like a tenth of the length of a Custodes name at most. You would be surprised at the number of players who forget about the z axis, you’d be even more surprised about how the people who remember it feel about it, just like. Rylanor's arm fell limp at his side. Magos: 01010111 01101000. I swear, Unlimited Sin by Beast In Black is Fulgrim’s anthem. Comparison to the Imperium: the xenos are warlike and dangerous because the ones that weren't were already exterminated. Hey, at least they're going to help make that occasion truly special! Not in the way she expected, but special after all! upvotes · 14. Obelix_the_third • 1 yr. 3K votes, 63 comments. Then you go online and make it into your personality to be nasty about everyone else's factions. 2,782 likes · 33 talking about this. 361K subscribers in the Grimdank community. No, you still need multiple orks to make something happen. ago. 345K subscribers in the Grimdank community. ago. : r/Grimdank. 42. sweet merciful Omnissiah, I just oiled my robes thinking about the potential this has. The caveat is that they're unquestioningly brainwashed loyal Tempestus Scions, and their codes and insignia change daily to keep the T'au from learning too much. Remember, the Genestealers are part Tyranid, if the 'Nids are known for anything, it's their adaptability. The War of Closed Eyes in a nutshell. He starts off the story and at the end of that section for the video he says to type the corresponding letters in the comments, each one sending the story in a different manner. Metal Gear Rising. Using efficient techniques doesn't make you an awful painter any more than using advanced techniques makes you a good one. An officially commissioned comics series I made back when Darktide launched (1 of 3). 29. ago. 341K subscribers in the Grimdank community. This is truly a type of torture for them. "564 votes, 148 comments. They do not like eachother but both of them are smart enough. The White Scar player was Petr Yasychenko, an aeronautical engineer who (at the time) lived in Moscow, and one of 8 players from team Russia at the 2009 European Team Championship, when this game happened. The minis, the discounts, the apps, the old books and white dwarfs would make it worthwhile for me even if the animations didn’t exist. DinoGod1. 17K votes, 162 comments. Once they find out about the infinite food glitch, it is over for the rest because tyraniss will flood their markets with high quality, cheaply produced organic products. ago. The Drukhari "rescued" a T'au colony and offered them the opportunity to experience Drukhari culture. r/Grimdank. The Transformers crossover memes must flow! (Sorry if badly cropped or low quality. Space Marines are sent to investigate a planet that turns out to be alive and slowly kills them. Though I have a personal hate of Harlequins. Your central hub for the dankest memes from the 41st millennium and the Mortal Realms Members Online. Average Thousand Sons Enjoyer: r/Grimdank •. The ghost of Cadia just belligerently interferes in every plan of his every time he touches a planet's surface. Horus and Russ in Wolfsbane Are moving so fast, that Bjorn the Fell handed has trouble seeing what is happeming. It was released on the internet in Swedish and Norwegian. If I've learnt one thing about Perturabo through Grimdank, it's that he not only could do all 3 things, it's that he would do all 3 things simultaneously whilst following a meticulous plan - and somehow it fucks up (probably Fulgrim's fault). 17K votes, 483 comments. On Warhammer40k, you’re a villain. Our parents may have been. It's like comparing Ancient Rome and Modern American population. 1 upvote · 45. r/Grimdank. You end up like a squig that's been beat too much. While a bit too robotic, these sounds would be perfect in a dark space hulk when the norn spawns/drops/idk into the hulk. The T'au possessed superior night-fighting capabilities which they exploited, moving up to extreme range and. 341K subscribers in the Grimdank community. Dark Eldar's worst Nightmare. 1K votes, 32 comments. I hope they return the classic squat train as a limited edition "we found this relic on an old human planet" or something so I can have both the new one (thatll prob look badass) and this goofy fucker at the same time. I am getting mixed signals here. My brother in Slaanesh, that is heresy and it is glorious! Well, it is a case of an abominable intelligence (aka bot). Stormlord, Land Raider Crusader, 2x Basilisk, Warhound Titan, Chaos Knight, Thunderhawk Gunship, and a Thunderbolt Fighter as it happens. i remember seeing a cultist version of this scenario, but i can't remember if it was a comic or a video like this (if anyone has a link or know how to find it would be greatly appreciated) 4. I got a whole box of leftover Skiitari Vanguard bits, but I am missing some legs and bodies, so I was wondering what you thought about my Neophyte Hybrid x Skiitari Vanguard idea. r/GradualChaos. 1. The Imperium is severely lacking in Self-Awareness. 326K subscribers in the Grimdank community. 4K votes, 46 comments. And use filthy Monkeighs and other lowly creatures as mercs and servants, since they ironically very need someone who honors at least one principle, like loyalty. Look at any fan AU, and Lotara is basically the same as in. 33. Do it. : r/Grimdank. The women are taken to a suitable breeding world established near the Death Spectres' homeworld of Occludus. Truly, a manifestation of His Divine Will and its supremacy over all the galaxy and even beyond! The Inquisition His Most Loyal Servants are already on route to BLAM commend. 106 votes, 11 comments. 5K. He just wants to put angry spikes in peoples heads and self driving metal bawxes so more blood can flow. Attention heretic the inquisition would like to remind you that altho you have put Sangunius atop. 373K subscribers in the Grimdank community. A Canoptek Scarab is a small, silver, beetle-like Necron construct. 2K. The original inhabitants of fenris used gene editing to increase their ability to survive there. Everyone should read Empress Theresa. 2. For the elder scrolls elves he was the birth of slaneesh. 4. Since Friday,. : r/Grimdank. Bad Skitarii-unit! : r/Grimdank. Galactic Empire and the Imperium are both the least bad option for humanity in both settings. Explore Warmaster Whorus's (@warmaster_whorus) posts on Pholder | See more posts from u/warmaster_whorus about Antiwork, Victoria BC and GrimdankACN's been around for a long time. ago. 7. 2K votes, 220 comments. Today it was Gav's turn to fetch the huge sack of. 376k. User account menu. Basically, they are apparently salamanders successors, but they dont seem so salamander-y. The Eldar view Slaanesh as a woman and often refer to her as “She Who Thirsts” Most official artwork of Slaanesh depict her as a woman though. I would like to ask what this sub currently wants to be, since recent months have, in my experience, seen an general significant increase of NSFW drawings or pictures with, in my opinion, practically no meme-intention in it. 357K subscribers in the Grimdank community. I absolutely love the idea of Tommy Wiseau being an omnipotent demigod just. Mad as a bicycle. " she was like, why, I just wanna shoot him, to which he responded "You weigh a fucking ton. 371K subscribers in the Grimdank community. 367K subscribers in the Grimdank community. I found my new Warboss. Your central hub for the dankest memes from the 41st millennium and the Mortal…Granted, most techpriest focus on the "strength and purity of steel", but the Imperial Truth has definitely wormed its way into their beliefs. "In a dark future where there is only war, these are the deliverers of the Emperor's Peace. Your central hub for the dankest memes from the 41st millennium and the Mortal Realms. The Ksi'm'yen event happens in a Genestealer Codex and to me is an example of how the cults can slip through the gaps of any civilization. Your central hub for the dankest memes from the 41st millennium and the Mortal…7. Prospero, of course, that's pretty obvious. 62. Your central hub for the dankest memes from the 41st millennium and the Mortal Realms169. Here is the description of Chaplain Carnak’s crozius: The Stormrod - Arcane Crozius of Tharhant is a sacred staff of office and a weapon used by Carnak, a Chaplain of the Imperial Fists' 5th Company. ·. Especially when it's a series with an emphasise on being over the top by a huge margin. Dark Eldar's worst Nightmare. Many of his videos he does a "forge your own narrative", kind of a choose your own adventure type thing. AuthLeft does tend to use the Khronite battle strategy of "throw all the bodies at the problem until you win or run out of bodies". The fact the the ork stood there and didn't try to bonk the eldar is the most incorect thing in this commic. r/Grimdank. An onyx-skinned warrior was standing before him, armoured in forest green. He took traitors down on the battlefield, he helped keep morale foe the troops in the trenches, he saved. ’. Your central hub for the dankest memes from the 41st millennium and the Mortal…1. • 2 yr. You could fill the entire niche with 4 races entirely. That's it lads! 148 votes, 11 comments. Overnight, the T'au troops disengaged and fell back to a new defensive line beyond Gel'bryn. fuck, im old, i've gues that song from first scream. Breete •. If it makes you feel better there is a chance the necron believes he is Steve due to him being insane from the flayer virus. Your central hub for the dankest memes from the 41st millennium and the Mortal…Heard Grimdank was having a Battlefield 1 moment. These robotic scarabs are the most numerous and diverse of the Necrons' Canoptek machine servants. 15. Prométhée is obsessed with 40k. Literally an angel. Warhammer Fantasy memes are rare here. Then it seemed to become a crusade for some people to make it. • 16 days ago. He is supposed to represent the Ideals of the Emperor. r/Grimdank. Not to mention living longer and not succumbing to the frailty of old age (I think, not 100 percent on that). 1K votes, 114 comments. 325K subscribers in the Grimdank community. Meanwhile in an alternate universe part 2. All the brothers decided to play their opposite for their characters. ago. When you skip from Female Space Marines to Trans Space Marines for maximum Grimdank. 2K votes, 148 comments. Main Thread. The Orks could probably do so too if you convinved a bunch of them they could. Again, not a god. It's canon. 2. On Warhammer40k, you’re a villain : r/Grimdank. r/AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA. " "The right man in the wrong place can make all the difference in the world. whatever Malcador did to a soul of the missing Primarch. But that is false. ago. This is essentially proof positive that, behind all the masks, he is male. yo check it out, grass grows, birds fly, sun shines and brother I hurt people, I'm a force of nature. He admitted it in a YouTube video and also his Patreon from what I've heard. DarkKechup • 3 mo. It tends toward parasitism or. Idk, custodes are already uncorruptable and deal with stuff like guarding cosmic horrors in the imperial labyrinth, and when the emperors webway project got a hole in it they were there fighting off chaos demons nonstop. forgive my fellow Dark Angel brother he thought you said Failing. Darcitus • 3 hr.